Innuendos

It's extremely hard to finish a sentence around a boy between the ages of 14-25 without getting some sort of rise out of them.

The Media is in on it too: Take Britney Spears latest song:

This actually took me a while....someone literally spelled it out for me.

From Shakespeare's All's Well that ends Well:
… Your date is better in your pie and your porridge than in your cheek. And your virginity, your old virginity, is like one of our French withered pears: it looks ill, it eats dryly.

If Shakespeare liked them, then we should, too.

A project cannot be hard, a class cannot suck or blow, you cannot be bummed about something...
Wednesday should just be Wednesday, and not "hump day"...

"I really love your peaches, want to shake your tree..."